A while back I posted an article about a perverted business owner who asked his female employees to partake in “Miniskirt Monday,” “Tube Top Tuesday” and “No Bra Thursday.”  Obviously this resulted in a sexual harassment suit but still, I think this suPERVisor was on to something.  Mondays are the day that most people look forward to the least and Miniskirt Monday would make the beginning of the work week a lot more bearable… well, at least for the misogynists.  Ladies may get tired of parading around the office with a pack of tongue-waggin’ horndogs oggling their gams.  I guess if a boss wants to have a Miniskirt Monday at his place of business, he should visit Rockettes training camp and hire the rejects.  They wouldn’t mind at all.  Fired waitresses from Hooters would be perfect for Tube Top Tuesday and No Bra Thursday.

What some consider sexual harassment is just another day at The Spizzy offices.  In fact, our secretaries are attention whores.  That’s why every Monday from here on out will officially be Miniskirt Monday at this blog.  To start off this morale-boosting event is a perky young lady named Maasa.  It’s easy to see in these photos that the ambitious Maasa is quite serious about climbing the corporate ladder.  She looks like a lot of fun on a booze-soaked karaoke night; probably the first one to hop on the bar counter and drunkenly shake what her mama gave her. Today, however, she’s reserved and dressed for success.

Well, it’s time for me to get off my computer and deal with some serious business right now… these blunts ain’t gonna roll themselves.  In the meantime, I’m confident that Maasa will handle her duties responsibly…

Previously posted:

WOMAN SUES BOSS FOR ‘MINI-SKIRT MONDAY’ DRESS CODE

Over the years, Korean porn starlet Lucy Lee has been through the revolving door of jail more than a gangsta rapper.  Along with her hot-blooded sex drive and voracious blowjob skills, Lee is also known for her lengthy criminal record.  After violating her parole with a vandalism charge in 2007, Lee disappeared from the adult entertainment scene to serve a year-long bid in California Central Women’s Facility.  Many die-hard Lucy Lee fans, including myself, missed seeing her skinny ass go H.A.M. in new videos.  Lucy got locked up the moment she hit her stride and jail kept her from reaching their maximum potential, kinda like Beanie Seigel.

Although she’s been laying low for the past few years, Lucy Lee is back in the news again.  A few days ago, she was arrested for a DUI.  According to the pillar of American journalism, TMZ:

Porn star Lucy Lee took a serious pounding Friday morning after another car smashed into her Mercedes — but law enforcement sources tell TMZ, Lucy was wasted … and the accident was all her fault.  Sources tell us, Lee was driving in L.A. around 1AM when she pulled an illegal maneuver, causing another vehicle to plow straight into her … car.

When police arrived at the scene, we’re told they detected a strong odor of alcohol on Lee’s breath — so they administered a field sobriety test … which she bombed.  Lee was arrested on the scene and brought to the police station — and according to sources, she blew over twice the legal limit on a breathalyzer.

Lee was released on bail Friday.

Wow.  I bet the cops got horny when Lucy Lee blew on that breathalyzer.

Since Lucy’s got plenty of priors, the judge will probably throw the book at her… especially if it’s a wrinkled old broad like Judge Judy with a vendetta against young hot chicks.  Oh well, I’ma get the “Free Lucy Lee” campaign rollin’.  Maybe Obama will pardon her or something.

Some extra Lucy Lee pics are posted below… they’re dedicated to the fans who wish she’d stay out the bing long enough to film new shit.  Although I find her attractive, my love for the petite Ms. Lee stems from her sexual prowess.  Her flat face comes in handy when pressed against a dude’s stomach; his meat sword held firmly in her throat.  She can hold that position for several minutes without coming up for air.  Lucy doesn’t have the phattest ass but she certainly knows how to work it; plus she can be twisted into a pretzel.

Drunk driving ain’t cool but still… I wish Lucy Lee the best on her latest run-in with the Law.  And if she has to do another bid, I’d be more than happy to service her for conjugal visits.

There’s no denying that Asian adult film vixen London Keyes is one bad bitch.  But to be honest, I didn’t make the jump from fan to fanatic until I saw Lubed & Plowed, one of many high-quality joints at Brazzers.  The video opens with a thorough examination of London’s remarkable thickness, compacted into her curvy frame.  Our nosy cameraman gets all up in that phat ass.  What turns me on most is that she’s not wearing exquisite lingerie or some off-the-wall outfit in Lubed & Plowed.  Instead, she rocks a casual button-up shirt, socks and lace panties, like she just woke up after a boozy one-night stand and she’s hungry for more.  Gives hope to Average Joes like me.

These candid nude pics of London Keyes are works of art.  Her body is a temple deserving of worship; a natural product of intense exercise rather than Photoshop trickery.  Of course, Puritans will cover their tender eyes and ask that one of God’s finest creations be concealed.  That’s ‘cuz they’re lame.  But if you appreciate the female body as much as I do, you’ll appreciate Ms. Keyes in all her naked glory. I even threw in a couple of photos where she’s not completely in the buff but she might as well be.

After you taste the eye candy, follow London on Twitter @londonkeyes and visit her official website LondonKeyes.com.  You’ll be glad you did.

Ichiban. That’s where Chiharu Nakai ranks on my list of favorite AV idols; at the very top.  She’s always been one of the thickest adult film starlets in Japan and I’m pleased to announce that by the grace of God, she’s gotten even thicker.  Cornbread must be on the menu in Tokyo because Chiharu packed extra thickness on her already ample breasts, butt and thighs… yet her slim waistline remains intact. Factor in her gorgeous face and it all adds up to a perfect 10.  My Fantasy Wife Team has a new captain.

Last time I featured her, Chiharu was decked out in a colorful bikini, stockings and heels combo that drove the Thirst Mob insane.  These new photos are from Dynamite Channel and since DC is all about exceptional gams, the four sexy outfits on display (cheerleader, bikini, office lady, leotard) highlight her firm thighs and curvaceous calves.  Her legs aren’t the only thing worthy of attention, though… Chiharu has a nice ass too.

Scroll down.  If these sexy-as-hell photos don’t turn you on, perhaps you need a defibrillator to jump-start your heart.

Previously posted:

HOT OFFICE LADY TAKES A BATH WEARING SKIRT, HEELS & NYLONS

SEXY JAPANESE SCHOOL GIRL SHOWS OFF MINISKIRT, BLACK STOCKINGS

MINISKIRT MONDAY: THE SEDUCTIVE SECRETARY

MIKA TAKASAKI PUTS ON A THICK LEG SHOW

GRAPHIS GALS – JUN SETO STRIPTEASE

MS. KIMURA – BARE BOTTOM BIKER

GRAPHIS GALS – COCOMI SAKURA BEARS ALL

NAKAI CHIHARU – BIKINI, STOCKINGS & HEELS

BOMB.TV – AT THE POOL WITH RUI KIRIYAMA

SYUKO CLUB – OFFICE LADY STRIPTEASE

THANK GOD IT’S FRIDAY

LAND OF THE RISING BUNZ

GOOD LORD! THE TOKYO EDITION

French-Vietnamese vixen Sharon Lee is scorching hot, both as a physical specimen and as an adult film commodity.  From head-to-toe, finding a flaw with this woman is like finding affordable housing in New York City: it’s impossible.  Sharon is beyond a dyme and her remarkable beauty can only be measured on a scale of 1 to infinity. The same can be said for her sexual appetite, which along with her good looks makes her an impressive and well-balanced performer.  There’s a very high demand for Sharon Lee and she puts in work to supply the fiends.  She’s in a gang of adult DVDs and online videos, including Jonni Darkko’s Asian Anal Assault, which recently previewed at The Spizzy.  We have to thank Liza Del Sierra, another French freak, for discovering Sharon and introducing her to the XXX arena.

Sharon Lee is so drop-dead gorgeous, it’s appropriate that she also does modeling work.  She has many provocative photo sets for Explicite Art, a French erotica company founded by artsy smut peddler John B. Root. The video and photo galleries at Explicite-art.com balance the tightrope of sensual and hardcore.  Their company line is “French girls never say no” and Liza Del Sierra made her name there, proving that nothing is off-limits.  Sharon stars in numerous movie clips and pics at Explicite, oftentimes with Liza, but her “Stripping Geisha” set is top-notch.  A portion of this dazzling photo set is posted below for you to marvel at.  You’ll have to join Explicite-art.com to see the real hardcore shit, like when she sticks a dildo where the sun don’t shine… The Spizzy is a family site, after all.  But these pics are sexy nonetheless and yes, her boobs are real.

Enjoy.

That’s right… yet another Asa Akira post.  If The Spizzy were Hot-97 FM, Asa Akira would be Lil’ Wayne or Future… I’ma force feed her to the public, whether they want it or not.  But unlike Future, Asa is actually skilled at what she does.  And the only thing she has in common with Lil’ Wayne is that they both wear women’s clothes. I don’t think the Thirst Mob minds me flooding the internet with more Asa Akira.

On December 21st, Asa performed at Club Xpertease in Queens NYC.  Much to my chagrin I was unable to see my favorite Asian porn goddess in action.  Fortunately, my homie Big Al of Spic’n Spanish Reloaded was there and via the footage he shot, I can live vicariously through him.  Al calls himself “The King of All Irrelevant Media” (copyright that, Al) but he had enough juice to get backstage and chop it up with Asa Akira for the second time.  No one does better porn star interviews and this Q&A session, posted below with uncensored pics, is highly entertaining per usual.  I luv getting the exclusive shit that no one else has.  Thanks a million for hookin’ me up with this golden footage, Big Al.  *Salute*

Spic’n Spanish Reloaded is hosted by Big Al and airs LIVE every Friday night at 11:30 pm EST on Manhattan Time Warner Cable Ch.57 and Verizon FiOS Ch.35. It is also streamed LIVE at www.mnn.org – click on “Spirit Channel.”  Follow Big Al on Twitter at @SpicNSpanish.  Also peep his spectacular collection of videos at YouTube.com/SpicnSpanish and Dailymotion (for the raw, uncensored shit).  I’ve also got a deep archive of Spic’n Spanish posts stashed HERE.

Now grab a stack of singles, sip on a watered-down Rum & Coke and pretend you’re at the strip club with these pics…

Shout-out to my homie Rob from Planet Brooklyn Academy. He put me on to these hilarious commercials for Everijob Singapore.  They deserve some kind of advertising award.  Very clever.

Not many people are satisfied with their day jobs, that’s why folks get on Twitter and pretend to be CEOs while they’re chained to the fry rack at McDonald’s.  The guy in these commercials hates his brutal gig with a passion and desperately wants out.  Yet, the more I watch him slave away at his sweatshop, the more I wanna trade places with him: he’s a massage therapist who oils up scantily-clad female models at photo shoots.  Although he finds a new 9-to-5  in the second commercial, dude has a comedic case of déjà vu.  Indeed, the ass is always greener on the other side.

These Everijob commercials should have been aired on Super Bowl Sunday instead of the corny turds they wasted our time with.

The planet is big but I’m willing to bet that Mia Rider is one of the most sexually adventurous nymphos on Earth, earning her the nickname “Crasian” (that’s a mash-up of “Crazy Asian” for those with a Chief Keef IQ).  Mia’s deep, comforting throat and penchant for “oral therapy” has been a hot topic among porn fans lately.  She’s been in a shitload of oral-themed movies, many of which (Asian Fuck Faces, Throat Fucks 4) are directed by the one and only Jonni Darkko.  His latest epic skull-session, Gag Reflex, will be released on April 10th by Evil Angel Video.  The Gag Reflex trailer looks nasty as hell and the cast is rock-solid: Allie Haze, Skin Diamond, Jynx Maze, Gabriella Paltrova, Aria Ariel, Bailey Blue, Cameron Canada, Heather Vahn, Adrianna Nicole, Luna Kitsuen and of course, Mia Rider put their formidable gag reflexes to the test.  Judging from the clip, Mia does an eXXXtremely sloppy job… a great thing for a deepthroat movie.

Mia & I have been cool ever since our first interview, so she was gracious enough to discuss Gag Reflex as well as her latest ball-draining videos. Her words alone are very arousing, so enjoy our lil’ convo… and be sure to cop Gag Reflex when it drops on 4-10-13.

Follow Mia on Twitter @MiaRider, at her Tumblr page and be her friend on Facebook.com/AznSinsazn.

Black Pacino: The title pretty much says it all but what can fans expect from Mia Rider in Gag Reflex?

Mia Rider: This one was a lot of fun! Really laid back and flowed really well. It was a rewarding type of day… no stress, no worries, totally relaxing.  And after a string of rough- and I mean ROUGH in nature type of scenes, it was much needed and appreciated!

Pacino: There’s some pretty hard gagging and deepthroating in the Gag Reflex trailer. Of all the blowjob flicks you’ve done for Jonni Darkko, where does this one rank?

Mia: I think about my first Darkko scene (Asian Fuck Faces 1) to the latest – Gag Reflex – and it’s amazing how much I’ve learned… not just how to deepthroat, but all around as a performer and to let go more and more and embrace my sexuality. I wouldn’t put Gag Reflex in the “rough” category since I know rough scenes have a safe word. Intense for sure- definitely the most intense out of all the 1-on-1 POV scenes. This scene definitely is the best I’ve done and it’s like Asian Fuck Faces 1 was my elementary schooling, where I was introduced to it.  Throatfucks 4 was my middle schooling, where I’m getting my time in.  And Gag Reflex is where I’m graduating cuz I actually got to where I’m confident enough to put some performance element into it versus staying so focused on swallowing the cock! (Laughs) The blowbang with Lana Violet in Asian Fuck Faces 2 would be the graduation party and it is in a totally different category (laughs)

Pacino: Speaking of gagging, you went back to Facial Abuse for a second round. Some chicks have actually retired after their Facial Abuse experience. As brutal as they can be, why’d you go back for more?

Mia: Ha ha! I say I’ll try anything twice, because timing and people can give you a different perspective on experiences. Good or bad. I loved my first scene there! It was fun for me. It was rough and I trusted the environment I was in, so I let go and totally submitted to the occasion.  Now the second scene… Woooooo weeee! The goal for the second scene was to make it better than the first one, which was going to be hard.  I knew I had anal so after not eating and prepping all day, I was starving and they have a kitchen stocked full of food at the studio there.  The director (@JimmyHooligan) was being nice since I was starving and fixed me some noodle soup… that was nice right?

Oh my God, it was so nasty! There was a point in the scene where I was in my favorite face fucking position – lying on the couch with my head upside down- and Bootleg has one of those cocks that curve just right to choke you out! I kept throwing up and the third time I think I was drowning in my own throw-up! I didn’t want it all over my face so I tried to keep it in but the third time it came up… I pushed him off and had to breath and puke came out everywhere. That was nasty and that’s probably the real Facial Abuse experience that makes girls not able to hang. It was a challenge to hang after the throw-up, but I was like what the fuck, this is a scene! This isn’t real.

It just got so intense that I had to give myself a pep talk! But it’s definitely hardcore and it takes a mentally strong person that’s comfortable in their own skin to have a successful experience there. It’s not for everyone for sure. I thrive on versatility and I still can’t say anything bad about the crew or the studio there (smiles)

Pacino: March 14th was officially “Steak & A Blowjob Day.” Any quick BJ tips for the ladies who may be “orally challenged?”

Mia: There isn’t anyone orally challenged! That’s just bullshit. Unless you’re physically challenged.  But if you don’t like sucking cock then it’ll come out when you’re doing it like you hate it. If you want to be good at it, change your thoughts first and tell yourself how much you love to suck cock and how you have to milk all the cum out of it… and you want to taste all that cum in your mouth like it’s your favorite dessert. If you love sucking cock, then you will not be bad at it. You have to love it like how “a fat kid loves cake”.

Pacino: One last thing… you recently shot a gangbang scene where you finally got the “airtight” you craved. How was that experience & when can we see it?

Mia: Oh my God… This was the most intense experience of my life! It was super hardcore! I loved it! I wouldn’t ever want this to happen outside the studio setting but it was what I would think what it would be like if I was gang-raped. It’s extreme and I wouldn’t recommend it to anyone with a weak stomach. But you gotta remember there’s a safe word where they stop whatever we’re doing to adjust to my comfort level so I’m not doing anything I don’t want to…. I would only do this with a professional studio of course. This is what I call rough. Super rough. The roughest of all my scenes. Times FIVE.  It will be out on Kink’s hardcoregangbang.com as far as when, I’m not sure.  I not only got my airtight DP but I also tried double-vaginal in this one too! This is one of those scene I can’t wait to see!  I loved the guys and crew there and especially John Strong and Jordan Ash!!!! I never want to do a DP scene without John Strong!!!! Haha!

Previously posted:

TALKIN’ DIRTY WITH BOOBALICIOUS PORN STAR MIA RIDER

EVIL ANGEL’S NEWEST NICHE HYBRID: ‘ASIAN ANAL ASSAULT’

Seems like every week, another South Korean female pop group rolls off the assembly line… not that I mind.  Truth be told, I enjoy K-pop.  Although some of these acts have a decent song or two, their music plays second fiddle to their simple yet effective formula:  Attractive young ladies who prance around in skimpy outfits designed to show off their long sexy legs.  It’s the main reason that female K-pop is starting to blow up and reach a broader worldwide audience.  Girls’ Generation (the nine-member group also known as SNSD) is the most successful of these leggy groups right now, culminating with a recent performance on Late Night With David Letterman.  Kim Hyun-a (a.k.a. HyunA) of 4Minute makes a cameo in the video for Psy’s mega-smash hit “Gangnam Style.”

Being a leg-man I naturally gravitated to K-pop and now I pretty much know all the groups: After School, Girls Day, Nine Muses, Wonder Girls, Brave Girls… they all do major gammage.  But Sistar is the quartet that has a “leg up” on them all.

Sistar consists of four hotties: Hyorin (a.k.a. the Korean Beyonce), Bora, Soyou and Dasom. All of their videos are visual treats but I particularly dig the one for “Alone,” filmed in Las Vegas.  My son is one-year old and even he can’t stop looking at that video (it’s the only way to keep him quiet), like dear old dad.

To me, there’s no disputing they’ve got the best gams in K-pop: toned and well-sculpted by squats, running and intense dancing.  Especially Hyorin…

She can actually sing too, by the way.

It’s crazy how when you watch one of their concert videos, there’s a bunch of old-ass guys hollering for Sistar amongst the teenybopper fans.  When they finally do tour the United States, I’ll be in the crowd my damn self.  Might be the lone black dude from the hood there, smelling like freshly burnt Haze but that’s okay… I’ma have front row seats.

‘Til that day arrives, this concert footage (or should I say “leggage”) will have to suffice…

Indeed, there are a bunch of sexy K-pop groups on the market but Sistar beats them hands… I mean, legs down.

If the videos weren’t enough proof for the jury, I rest my case with the photos below.

Photos by Sundiata Acree

Video by Black Pacino

Whether or not you believe in good karma or bad karma, after this post you’ll be a believer in Stiz Karma. 

When I handpicked Stiz as the model for this very special photo shoot, it was a foregone conclusion that the images would be stunning. Physically, she’s almost too good to be true.  Her face is so beautifully exotic, it’s overwhelming. Her marvelous body isn’t a product of surgery or Photoshop fraud, just a dedication to rigorous exercise. Although she isn’t a giraffe like your average runway model, Ms. Karma stands head and shoulders above her competition. Most people assume she’s Blasian (that’s Black & Asian for the slang-impaired) but Stiz is Indonesian.  The tourism industry of Indonesia should cut her a check, because she makes it an attractive travel destination.  When I finally met her at our photo shoot, I wasn’t prepared for how gorgeous she is.  In the past, I’ve had my share of disappointments with bait-and-switch models who look nothing like they do in their portfolios.  Cameras lie… but in the flesh, Stiz Karma is the truth.

However, what really made her stand out was her consummate professionalism and cordial demeanor.  Stiz was an absolute pleasure to work with and I highly recommend her for your modeling needs.  For those who don’t know, The Spizzy is expanding the franchise with Killer Gams™ magazine, which will be available in both print and digital formats (iPhone, Kindle, PDF… however you want it, I’ll serve you).  These photos are just a few grams from the kilo of dope you’ll find stashed in the pages of Killer Gams… you’ll have to cop the magazine when it drops in August to see the full set. I guarantee it will be worth it.  I chose a sheer black bodystocking for Stiz because her frame is symmetrical and the nylon looks so damn good clinging to her curves.  She also has an array of tattoos and the bodystocking allows you to see them like X-ray vision.

Try as I might, no one can describe Stiz Karma better than the woman herself. As you check out the stunning images below, read my Q&A with Stiz to get a better understanding of what she’s all about.  There’s also a lil’ behind-the-scenes video from our photo shoot.  Follow her on Twitter @Stzness and peep Instagram.com/stzness for smokin’ hot pics.  Support Killer Gams magazine when it drops, Thirst Mob.  I’ll keep ya’all posted on the release date.

Take it away, Stiz…

Black Pacino: Why did you enter the modeling game?

Stiz Karma: Well, I never really chose to become a model but I always love a challenge.  I am not tall, I am not your “average” model. I am tan, curvy, exotic looking and I am Asian with tattoos. I represent those who have a vision that others said you couldn’t achieve because of whatever circumstance and I’m here now to say you can do whatever the hell you want. I’m very friendly and met a lot of amazing and talented people along the way. The friends I met would ask to take pictures of me for their clothing line and portfolios because I look different and my personality is just out there (laughs). And from there, people would see my pictures or meet me and would want to work with me. I guess you can say I gained a new found passion for modeling and I want to conquer the industry with a bang.

Pacino: Aside from modeling, what are some of your other interests & career goals?

Stiz: I love singing, fashion and helping out the impoverished. Music is what takes you to a different place. It enhances or helps you forget about the troubles of the world for those 3 magical minutes. And there’s so much sadness in the world with the poor and the hungry, and the children who don’t have a home. It always feels good to help out. My family and I donate to foster homes and try to spend time with the kids by taking them out to eat and visiting them back home in Indonesia. And I would love to get my hands on my own clothing line. I just have so many ambitions and dreams and I’m just getting started! (Laughs) But sometimes you just have to step away and take a deep breath. You can’t do everything, and you can’t help everyone. And that’s where music steps in.

Pacino: When it comes to men, what are your turn-ons & turn-offs?

Stiz: Turn-ons would definitely be ambitious men with goals and a great smile. Oh… and you’ve gotta be a Knicks fan haha. My turn-offs would be bad manners, and people who don’t tip well.

Pacino: What’s the worst pick-up line you’ve ever heard?

Stiz: I’m from New York City so I’ve heard them all (laughs). I wouldn’t say worst, I think they’re all creative and they make me laugh but definitely when a guy references a hip hop song and incorporates it into it. I love hip hop and I think it’s hilarious when they sing a line to me. Or when a guy flat out goes, “3-4-7…” (Laughs) That’s great.

Pacino: If you could do a photo shoot with one celebrity, who would it be & why?

Stiz: What a tough one, Black Pacino (laughs). I’d have to say Beyonce of course. She is just Queen Bee. But somewhere and something really dope like the Mojave Desert with machine guns and driving around in tanks.

Pacino: What kind of music do you listen to? Who are some of your favorite artists?

Stiz: I love all sorts of music but hip hop and R&B is what takes my heart. I’ve been really feeling The Weeknd, A$AP Rocky, 2 Chainz, Wale and everyone out there in the music industry grinding. But I also like music like Lana del Rey and Amy Winehouse. I have such an eclectic taste, I love all music. There’s a song for every mood.

Pacino: Where do you envision yourself in 5 years?

Being the best (laughs). Nah, I still see myself modeling, singing, having a clothing line and being a Jill of all trades while taking care of my family, the ones that I love, and the ones who need it. I am nothing but a giver and a pleaser… and I represent the hustle.

Booking: Stiz.Karma@gmail.com
Instagram: Stzness
Twitter: @Stzness
http://www.facebook.com/stzness

Photos by Sundiata Acree

Video by Black Pacino

When combined with a fiery work ethic, ambition is a rocket fuel that propels go-getters into the stratosphere. Model Chloë Li has ambition to spare, hammering out multiple photo shoots like a home-run hitter on a streak. After our early morning session with Chloë, I can testify that she has the discipline and professionalism to succeed. Not only is she easy to work with, she’s easy on the eyes: Chloë Li has a pretty face, svelte figure and legs for days. She’s been busy deepening her portfolio so I’m fortunate that Chloë was able to squeeze in a shoot for The Spizzy and my upcoming print/digital magazine, Killer Gams™. She’s become a sought-after commodity amongst photographers, so it’s great to catch her in the early stages of a blossoming career.

Chloë stands at 5’7, a good modeling height. She has the long, sexy stems to properly showcase the Fiore tights I chose for this photo set. They fit her like a glove and she rocked the hell out of ‘em. Chloë exudes a relaxed charm that adds to her appeal. These are just a few of the alluring images we shot; to see more you’ll have to cop the premier issue of Killer Gams, either in print or digital (PDF, iPhone, Kindle… pick your poison) when it drops next month.

For now, peep my Q&A session with Chloë Li posted below, along with a 2-minute behind-the-scenes video filmed and edited by yours truly. Make sure to hit the “Like” button at Facebook.com/LiChloee, follow her on Instagram/Bumbleeve and of course, check out her portfolio at ModelMayhem/YBL.

Black Pacino: Why did you enter the modeling game?

Chloë Li: I’ve always been intrigued by the industry but a bad experience a long time ago scarred me for 7 years. I also used to have really bad confidence like really bad. I thought if I modeled I’d break the camera lens just with a click. However, over many years and people telling me I’m crazy to think that, I finally decided to give it a try in the end of May 2013 at a Fashion Runway Show… and all Fashion Photographers loved me and I received a lot of great feedback. The show was only supposed to help out a friend’s friend and be a one-time thing but quickly a line a photographers wanted to shoot with me, so I thought they must see something I don’t. So here I am.

Pacino: Aside from modeling, what are some of your other interests & career goals?

Chloë: Aside from modeling I love meeting new people, traveling to new places, living new experiences. I LOVE music… listening, watching it, creating it and anything that has to do with it. My original life-long goal was to be able to start a company and be able to do business globally from the U.S. to China but I’m already doing that. I think different from most; I’m not really into all that fortune and fame. I do everything I do from inspiration and my goal is to inspire. Ultimately I want to be able to combine everything I love into one big fireball of passion. That’s when magic happens.

Pacino: When it comes to men, what are your turn-ons & turn-offs?

Chloë: I don’t really use the words turn-ons or turn offs but I like men that are somewhat traditional, a gentleman… someone that’s masculine like he doesn’t need to flaunt it you just know. Someone that’s in control but not controlling, someone that’s protective but not overly protective… and last but not least, the ability to make me smile naturally.

Pacino: What’s the worst pick-up line you’ve ever heard?

Chloë: “I lost my phone, can I get your number?”

What? It’s like how does that even make sense? And even if you had my number, how will you even call me? I walked away.

Pacino: If you could do a photo shoot with one celebrity, who would it be & why?

Chloë: (Gasps) Jeremy Lin. (Laughs) He’s the reason why I got back into watching basketball and the Knicks. Even though he went away to Houston I know his heart is still in New York.

Pacino: What kind of music do you listen to? Who are some of your favorite artists?

Chloë: I love Hip-hop, R&B, Pop, Country, Rock, Top 40, Chinese Pop, Korean R&B and Spanish Reggaeton.

Pacino: Where do you envision yourself in 5 years?

Chloë: I have no idea. It can go a few different directions but I imagine everything to falls into place the way it’s supposed to.

Facebook.com/LiChloee

ModelMayhem.com/YBL

Instagram – Bumbleeve

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STIZ KARMA, EXOTIC ASIAN DYME IN A SEXY BODYSTOCKING

Last time I featured Japanese cosplay vixen Higurashi Rin, she was crushing fruit with her beautiful butt. This time she’s dressed to kill in a bunny outfit, among other latex and nylon treats. It’s a damn shame that Higurashi Rin’s solo DVDs and CD-ROM photo sets aren’t available in the U.S.A., because they’re highly arousing. She follows me on Twitter (a reward for my first post, which she appreciated), so I’ve been begging her to release her material in the States. She politely informed me that her stuff is only sold in Japan, so I’ll have to wait until my next trip to Akihabara to get them. That day can’t come soon enough because Higurashi just released a new two-disc project that I’m fiendin’ to get my grubby paws on.

The title translated into English is Big Butt Attack.

One is a DVD featuring 44 minutes of risqué live action, the other is a CD-ROM full of provocative photo sets. Fans of bootylicious cosplay can’t lose with either disc but having both is a flawless victory. Makes me want to book as flight to Narita Airport right now, earthquakes be damned. Higurashi Rin’s body is something serious… an aphrodisiac in the flesh. I would love to be a victim of her Big Butt Attack; I wouldn’t even press charges for ASSault & BUTTery. Since I won’t be in Nippon until early next year, it’s a blessing that Higurashi released these images from Big Butt Attack to tide me over. Some are appetizers from the CD-ROM, others are candid pics from the dressing room. But I complied them together for a preview of what’s sure to be a milestone in erotic cosplay.

Enjoy.

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SEXY COSPLAY VIXEN CRUSHES FRUIT WITH HER BUTT

I’m into smoking. I’m into Asian Girls. Where has SmokingAsianGirls.com been all my life?

The internet is a magical place like Oz. No matter what kind of crazy fetish you’re into, there’s a website that caters to it. SmokingAsianGirls is simple, one-track minded genius. Nothing but sexy Asian chicks in skimpy outfits, posing seductively and smoking loosies. Erotic without being too explicit. Cigarettes aren’t quite as glamorous as they were back when I was a young puffer inhaling my first taste of menthol. The only thing scarier than these new anti-smoking commercials is the price of cigarettes in NYC. Ten bucks a pack? *Shudders*

I’ll never quit Asian girls, though. There’s no patch to cure my addiction. This site was bookmarked the moment I had the good fortune of finding it. Maybe they’ll expand the franchise to include weed and expensive cigars. Check out a few images from SmokingAsianGirls.com posted below, along with two video clips from the site.

I don’t agree with the politics on FOX News but I do agree with them giving gratuitous screen time to über sexy Julie Chang. To me, she’s the finest entertainment anchor on TV, bar none.  When it comes to lovely newswomen, FOX lives up to its name; there are plenty of foxy ladies to choose from (smokin’ hot duo Dari Alexander & Christina Park immediately come to mind). Still, the flawless Julie Chang outshines them all.

She’s equipped with everything: Drop-dead gorgeous exotic face, a warm smile, sensual curves and a track runner’s well-sculpted, stunningly beautiful legs.  My eyes are glued to Julie the moment she appears on screen. The thing I like most about Ms. Chang is that she seems like a genuinely fun woman.  She knows that she’s hot and doesn’t mind showing off, like the time she jumped on the newsdesk to give us full view of her outstretched gams.

Julie Chang has been the apple of my eye for a long time but today I’m giving her due props at The Spizzy with pics and video clips. The video of Julie prancing around the set in a tight white dress is simply amazing… I don’t see how anyone could focus on her weather report.  She could be forecasting Armageddon and I’d still watch her blissfully with stars in my eyes.

I ♡ you, Julie.

The following video clips are sweet poetry in motion. FOX finally did something right.

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BATTLE OF THE MEXICAN WEATHER GIRLS

Marica Hase is making me look like a prophet.  After I ranked her on my celebrated list of Five Porn Stars To Watch In 2013, Marica has become one of the most popular and sought-after starlets in the business.  Every time I check her Twitter timeline (@marica_1029) she’s posting pics from a different part of the world.  Marica recently filmed in Budapest and now we can taste the sweet fruit of her labor: A great stocking fetish scene for HotLegsAndFeet.com with Hungarian porn hottie Candy Sweet.  The erotic video and its stunning photo set is simply titled Stocking And Garter Show. You’ll have to visit HotLegsAndFeet to peep the trailer but you can sample a few of the beautiful images below.

“Good morning, Vietnam!”

Although her name is Cindy Starfall, the Vietnamese adult entertainer is actually a star on the rise.  Her dirty movies, such as Slayin Asians and Orgy Masters 3, are among the best releases of the year. Her chock-full-of-goodies website, cindystarfall.net, sees more traffic than the FDR Drive. She’s a guest columnist at XCritic, giving tips on how to approach the swinger lifestyle (news we can use). She also has a kinky Clips4Sale store, CindyStarfallXXX.com, where fans can buy solo videos featuring Cindy in both dominant and submissive roles. Ms. Starfall was the cover model of XCitement Magazine’s October issue and has a two-page spread in this month’s issue of Sign Magazine.  To top everything off, she’s represented by OC Modeling, the premier adult entertainment agency representing some of the top pornstars in the game.

Not only does she have the beauty of a commercial model, Cindy Starfall is also an exemplary performer.  Her sexual appetite is ravenous, to say the least.  Cindy was raised in a strict Vietnamese household and joined the adult industry as a method freeing herself from her sexually oppressed upbringing. Good thing for us, her parents created a monster.  Cindy’s blistering-hot scene with Prince Yahshua in Slayin Asians is an absolute game-changer, showcasing her formidable oral skills (much like her superb video for 1,000 Facials).  As I always say, porn starlets cum and go but only a chosen few distinguish themselves from the pack and leave a lasting impression.  Even at this early stage in her carer, it’s obvious that Cindy Starfall is one of those rare jewels.  I look forward to watching her blossom into an elite performer.  Follow her on Twitter @CindyStarfall and let her know you saw her at The Spizzy.

Cindy’s team was gracious enough to bless me with a goldmine of her pics.  There were so many images, I could only select a handful to post below.  I’ll  save the rest for a rainy day.

“As I gained popularity as a cam girl, I was called into the HR office for a serious talk. They informed me that they knew about what I was doing off work.  It was almost the same rebellious feeling I felt when my mom found out I wasn’t not a virgin anymore… so I decided to leave my corporate job and be a freelance model.”

“There was a combination of factors (for entering porn).  Good sex, money, liberation, but mostly because I want to express my sexuality publicly. I can make my own decision, I can make my own money and I can take care of myself. I truly love sex, so why not give it a try?“

Seeing the world with an illustrator’s eye, I categorize hot women like the points on Sharpie markers: Fine, Extra-Fine and the finest of all, Ultra-Fine.  AV idol Nana Ogura falls in to the Ultra category and much like a Sharpie, she’s designed to leave a lasting impression.  Her face is beyond gorgeous and her flawless frame is covered with golden brown, perfectly tanned skin.  No wonder Nana is one of the most (if not the most) popular Japanese AV idols.  She certainly is the #1 object of my fickle affection right now.

Nana Ogura’s dirty movies are high-quality but she also shines as a model.  She’s done some breathtaking shoots with Graphis, a company known for its dazzling photo galleries.  Below, I’ve posted several images of Nana in a black latex mini dress (or tank top?), displaying her fantastic body with provocative poses.  Greatness… that’s all I can say.

Follow this Far East goddess on Twitter @Ogura_Nana and visit blog.livedoor.jp/ogura_nana/ for more intimate goodies.

*Applause*

That was so awesome, how about an encore? Here are some bonus pics of Nana and two of her lovely, curvy friends.  The other ladies are familiar faces in the world of Japanese adult video but I’m unsure of their names (maybe one of you JAV experts can educate me).  As sexy as they are, Nana Ogura is clearly the center of attention.

The planet is big but I’m willing to bet that Mia Rider is one of the most sexually adventurous nymphos on Earth, earning her the nickname “Crasian” (that’s a mash-up of “Crazy Asian” for those with a Chief Keef IQ).  Mia’s deep, comforting throat and penchant for “oral therapy” has been a hot topic among porn fans lately.  She’s been in a shitload of oral-themed movies, many of which (Asian Fuck Faces, Throat Fucks 4) are directed by the one and only Jonni Darkko.  His latest epic skull-session, Gag Reflex, will be released on April 10th by Evil Angel Video.  The Gag Reflex trailer looks nasty as hell and the cast is rock-solid: Allie Haze, Skin Diamond, Jynx Maze, Gabriella Paltrova, Aria Ariel, Bailey Blue, Cameron Canada, Heather Vahn, Adrianna Nicole, Luna Kitsuen and of course, Mia Rider put their formidable gag reflexes to the test.  Judging from the clip, Mia does an eXXXtremely sloppy job… a great thing for a deepthroat movie.

Mia & I have been cool ever since our first interview, so she was gracious enough to discuss Gag Reflex as well as her latest ball-draining videos. Her words alone are very arousing, so enjoy our lil’ convo… and be sure to cop Gag Reflex when it drops on 4-10-13.

Follow Mia on Twitter @MiaRider, at her Tumblr page and be her friend on Facebook.com/AznSinsazn.

Black Pacino: The title pretty much says it all but what can fans expect from Mia Rider in Gag Reflex?

Mia Rider: This one was a lot of fun! Really laid back and flowed really well. It was a rewarding type of day… no stress, no worries, totally relaxing.  And after a string of rough- and I mean ROUGH in nature type of scenes, it was much needed and appreciated!

Pacino: There’s some pretty hard gagging and deepthroating in the Gag Reflex trailer. Of all the blowjob flicks you’ve done for Jonni Darkko, where does this one rank?

Mia: I think about my first Darkko scene (Asian Fuck Faces 1) to the latest – Gag Reflex – and it’s amazing how much I’ve learned… not just how to deepthroat, but all around as a performer and to let go more and more and embrace my sexuality. I wouldn’t put Gag Reflex in the “rough” category since I know rough scenes have a safe word. Intense for sure- definitely the most intense out of all the 1-on-1 POV scenes. This scene definitely is the best I’ve done and it’s like Asian Fuck Faces 1 was my elementary schooling, where I was introduced to it.  Throatfucks 4 was my middle schooling, where I’m getting my time in.  And Gag Reflex is where I’m graduating cuz I actually got to where I’m confident enough to put some performance element into it versus staying so focused on swallowing the cock! (Laughs) The blowbang with Lana Violet in Asian Fuck Faces 2 would be the graduation party and it is in a totally different category (laughs)

Pacino: Speaking of gagging, you went back to Facial Abuse for a second round. Some chicks have actually retired after their Facial Abuse experience. As brutal as they can be, why’d you go back for more?

Mia: Ha ha! I say I’ll try anything twice, because timing and people can give you a different perspective on experiences. Good or bad. I loved my first scene there! It was fun for me. It was rough and I trusted the environment I was in, so I let go and totally submitted to the occasion.  Now the second scene… Woooooo weeee! The goal for the second scene was to make it better than the first one, which was going to be hard.  I knew I had anal so after not eating and prepping all day, I was starving and they have a kitchen stocked full of food at the studio there.  The director (@JimmyHooligan) was being nice since I was starving and fixed me some noodle soup… that was nice right?

Oh my God, it was so nasty! There was a point in the scene where I was in my favorite face fucking position – lying on the couch with my head upside down- and Bootleg has one of those cocks that curve just right to choke you out! I kept throwing up and the third time I think I was drowning in my own throw-up! I didn’t want it all over my face so I tried to keep it in but the third time it came up… I pushed him off and had to breath and puke came out everywhere. That was nasty and that’s probably the real Facial Abuse experience that makes girls not able to hang. It was a challenge to hang after the throw-up, but I was like what the fuck, this is a scene! This isn’t real.

It just got so intense that I had to give myself a pep talk! But it’s definitely hardcore and it takes a mentally strong person that’s comfortable in their own skin to have a successful experience there. It’s not for everyone for sure. I thrive on versatility and I still can’t say anything bad about the crew or the studio there (smiles)

Pacino: March 14th was officially “Steak & A Blowjob Day.” Any quick BJ tips for the ladies who may be “orally challenged?”

Mia: There isn’t anyone orally challenged! That’s just bullshit. Unless you’re physically challenged.  But if you don’t like sucking cock then it’ll come out when you’re doing it like you hate it. If you want to be good at it, change your thoughts first and tell yourself how much you love to suck cock and how you have to milk all the cum out of it… and you want to taste all that cum in your mouth like it’s your favorite dessert. If you love sucking cock, then you will not be bad at it. You have to love it like how “a fat kid loves cake”.

Pacino: One last thing… you recently shot a gangbang scene where you finally got the “airtight” you craved. How was that experience & when can we see it?

Mia: Oh my God… This was the most intense experience of my life! It was super hardcore! I loved it! I wouldn’t ever want this to happen outside the studio setting but it was what I would think what it would be like if I was gang-raped. It’s extreme and I wouldn’t recommend it to anyone with a weak stomach. But you gotta remember there’s a safe word where they stop whatever we’re doing to adjust to my comfort level so I’m not doing anything I don’t want to…. I would only do this with a professional studio of course. This is what I call rough. Super rough. The roughest of all my scenes. Times FIVE.  It will be out on Kink’s hardcoregangbang.com as far as when, I’m not sure.  I not only got my airtight DP but I also tried double-vaginal in this one too! This is one of those scene I can’t wait to see!  I loved the guys and crew there and especially John Strong and Jordan Ash!!!! I never want to do a DP scene without John Strong!!!! Haha!

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TALKIN’ DIRTY WITH BOOBALICIOUS PORN STAR MIA RIDER

EVIL ANGEL’S NEWEST NICHE HYBRID: ‘ASIAN ANAL ASSAULT’

Seems like every week, another South Korean female pop group rolls off the assembly line… not that I mind.  Truth be told, I enjoy K-pop.  Although some of these acts have a decent song or two, their music plays second fiddle to their simple yet effective formula:  Attractive young ladies who prance around in skimpy outfits designed to show off their long sexy legs.  It’s the main reason that female K-pop is starting to blow up and reach a broader worldwide audience.  Girls’ Generation (the nine-member group also known as SNSD) is the most successful of these leggy groups right now, culminating with a recent performance on Late Night With David Letterman.  Kim Hyun-a (a.k.a. HyunA) of 4Minute makes a cameo in the video for Psy’s mega-smash hit “Gangnam Style.”

Being a leg-man I naturally gravitated to K-pop and now I pretty much know all the groups: After School, Girls Day, Nine Muses, Wonder Girls, Brave Girls… they all do major gammage.  But Sistar is the quartet that has a “leg up” on them all.

Sistar consists of four hotties: Hyorin (a.k.a. the Korean Beyonce), Bora, Soyou and Dasom. All of their videos are visual treats but I particularly dig the one for “Alone,” filmed in Las Vegas.  My son is one-year old and even he can’t stop looking at that video (it’s the only way to keep him quiet), like dear old dad.

To me, there’s no disputing they’ve got the best gams in K-pop: toned and well-sculpted by squats, running and intense dancing.  Especially Hyorin…

She can actually sing too, by the way.

It’s crazy how when you watch one of their concert videos, there’s a bunch of old-ass guys hollering for Sistar amongst the teenybopper fans.  When they finally do tour the United States, I’ll be in the crowd my damn self.  Might be the lone black dude from the hood there, smelling like freshly burnt Haze but that’s okay… I’ma have front row seats.

‘Til that day arrives, this concert footage (or should I say “leggage”) will have to suffice…

Indeed, there are a bunch of sexy K-pop groups on the market but Sistar beats them hands… I mean, legs down.

If the videos weren’t enough proof for the jury, I rest my case with the photos below.

Photos by Sundiata Acree

Video by Black Pacino

Whether or not you believe in good karma or bad karma, after this post you’ll be a believer in Stiz Karma. 

When I handpicked Stiz as the model for this very special photo shoot, it was a foregone conclusion that the images would be stunning. Physically, she’s almost too good to be true.  Her face is so beautifully exotic, it’s overwhelming. Her marvelous body isn’t a product of surgery or Photoshop fraud, just a dedication to rigorous exercise. Although she isn’t a giraffe like your average runway model, Ms. Karma stands head and shoulders above her competition. Most people assume she’s Blasian (that’s Black & Asian for the slang-impaired) but Stiz is Indonesian.  The tourism industry of Indonesia should cut her a check, because she makes it an attractive travel destination.  When I finally met her at our photo shoot, I wasn’t prepared for how gorgeous she is.  In the past, I’ve had my share of disappointments with bait-and-switch models who look nothing like they do in their portfolios.  Cameras lie… but in the flesh, Stiz Karma is the truth.

However, what really made her stand out was her consummate professionalism and cordial demeanor.  Stiz was an absolute pleasure to work with and I highly recommend her for your modeling needs.  For those who don’t know, The Spizzy is expanding the franchise with Killer Gams™ magazine, which will be available in both print and digital formats (iPhone, Kindle, PDF… however you want it, I’ll serve you).  These photos are just a few grams from the kilo of dope you’ll find stashed in the pages of Killer Gams… you’ll have to cop the magazine when it drops in August to see the full set. I guarantee it will be worth it.  I chose a sheer black bodystocking for Stiz because her frame is symmetrical and the nylon looks so damn good clinging to her curves.  She also has an array of tattoos and the bodystocking allows you to see them like X-ray vision.

Try as I might, no one can describe Stiz Karma better than the woman herself. As you check out the stunning images below, read my Q&A with Stiz to get a better understanding of what she’s all about.  There’s also a lil’ behind-the-scenes video from our photo shoot.  Follow her on Twitter @Stzness and peep Instagram.com/stzness for smokin’ hot pics.  Support Killer Gams magazine when it drops, Thirst Mob.  I’ll keep ya’all posted on the release date.

Take it away, Stiz…

Black Pacino: Why did you enter the modeling game?

Stiz Karma: Well, I never really chose to become a model but I always love a challenge.  I am not tall, I am not your “average” model. I am tan, curvy, exotic looking and I am Asian with tattoos. I represent those who have a vision that others said you couldn’t achieve because of whatever circumstance and I’m here now to say you can do whatever the hell you want. I’m very friendly and met a lot of amazing and talented people along the way. The friends I met would ask to take pictures of me for their clothing line and portfolios because I look different and my personality is just out there (laughs). And from there, people would see my pictures or meet me and would want to work with me. I guess you can say I gained a new found passion for modeling and I want to conquer the industry with a bang.

Pacino: Aside from modeling, what are some of your other interests & career goals?

Stiz: I love singing, fashion and helping out the impoverished. Music is what takes you to a different place. It enhances or helps you forget about the troubles of the world for those 3 magical minutes. And there’s so much sadness in the world with the poor and the hungry, and the children who don’t have a home. It always feels good to help out. My family and I donate to foster homes and try to spend time with the kids by taking them out to eat and visiting them back home in Indonesia. And I would love to get my hands on my own clothing line. I just have so many ambitions and dreams and I’m just getting started! (Laughs) But sometimes you just have to step away and take a deep breath. You can’t do everything, and you can’t help everyone. And that’s where music steps in.

Pacino: When it comes to men, what are your turn-ons & turn-offs?

Stiz: Turn-ons would definitely be ambitious men with goals and a great smile. Oh… and you’ve gotta be a Knicks fan haha. My turn-offs would be bad manners, and people who don’t tip well.

Pacino: What’s the worst pick-up line you’ve ever heard?

Stiz: I’m from New York City so I’ve heard them all (laughs). I wouldn’t say worst, I think they’re all creative and they make me laugh but definitely when a guy references a hip hop song and incorporates it into it. I love hip hop and I think it’s hilarious when they sing a line to me. Or when a guy flat out goes, “3-4-7…” (Laughs) That’s great.

Pacino: If you could do a photo shoot with one celebrity, who would it be & why?

Stiz: What a tough one, Black Pacino (laughs). I’d have to say Beyonce of course. She is just Queen Bee. But somewhere and something really dope like the Mojave Desert with machine guns and driving around in tanks.

Pacino: What kind of music do you listen to? Who are some of your favorite artists?

Stiz: I love all sorts of music but hip hop and R&B is what takes my heart. I’ve been really feeling The Weeknd, A$AP Rocky, 2 Chainz, Wale and everyone out there in the music industry grinding. But I also like music like Lana del Rey and Amy Winehouse. I have such an eclectic taste, I love all music. There’s a song for every mood.

Pacino: Where do you envision yourself in 5 years?

Being the best (laughs). Nah, I still see myself modeling, singing, having a clothing line and being a Jill of all trades while taking care of my family, the ones that I love, and the ones who need it. I am nothing but a giver and a pleaser… and I represent the hustle.

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